<--She probably doesn't meet the criteria either...
Joe Klein's been taken to task by the left for unnecessary pigeon-holing. I wasn't paying attention except to note that Kevin Drum's response was just as provincial as Klein's. Klein must enjoy the conflict so he's broadened his tongue-in-cheek bigotry to include right-wing extremists.
Well, I've been accused of being a right-wing extremist more times than I can count, so I thought I would evaluate myself against Klein's wing-nut-kooko-meter. Later on I'm going to post a survey so you can determine your own wing-nuttiness.
A right-wing extremist exhibits many, but not necessarily all, of the following attributes:
--believes that America is always, in every instance, the ultimate force of moral authority in the world.
Sorry, can't cop to that. I know what Jimmy Carter did in Cambodia. On the other hand, I absolutely believe that Democrats efforts to insure defeat in Iraq are immoral in the extreme, designed to achieve their political goals domestically, at the expense of hundreds of thousands if not millions of lives.
--believes that Saddam Hussein was linked to 9/11—even if not directly, he was just that sort of guy.
Nope. I have never believed this--too risky for Saddam. On the other hand, the left-wing fantasy that bin Laden and Saddam would never cooperate is just so much foolishness. We have plenty of documentation to the contrary.
--sees transnational non-governmental groups like Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International as “the next threats” to U.S. sovereignty. Calls them Transies, derisively.
I've never even heard of the term 'transies'. My perception of HRW and AI is like my perception of the media--populated arrogant, pissant lefties, but notable for their bark rather than their bite.
--doesn’t hold a passport, as a matter of principle: there’s nothing over there except depravity.
I've had a passport since I was 18. I can guarantee you I've been more places that Joe has, and while I was there, I took the time to learn the language.
--believes that capitalism creates perfect justice, and that any attempt to tax or regulate it constitutes “social engineering.” (Doesn't believe in evolution, but does believe in social darwinism.)
Capitalism creates efficiency, not justice. Evolution is a theory not an ideology or religion to "believe in". Social darwinism seems to me to be a feature of Democrat policy--the creation of entitlement slaves is a tacit confirmation that some minorities are "losers" who need special assistance to participate in society.
--believes global warming is a left-wing myth.
Global warming is a fact, anthropogenic causes for global warming is a myth.
--believes in the Second Amendment to the Constituion, but has some “problems” with the First.
I like them both, but I worry daily about lefties using legislation to constrain political discourse--oh wait--that already happened with McCain-Feingold. I worry about a Democrat Congress wiping out talk radio with some sort of ironically-named legislation like the "fairness doctrine". Individual rights are a problem for the left, not the right, which is why I am a conservative and not a fascist left-winger.
--believes that any form of universal health insurance is socialism, even the tax credit system first proposed by the Heritage Foundation.
Since socialism is defined as a socio-economic system in which property and the distribution of wealth are subject to social control, the yes, a universal health insurance system is socialist by definition. In a free country, citizens would have a right to make personal economic choices.
--believes that there are inferior races.
I not the one that thinks blacks should be treated like children and given booster seats to sit at the grown-ups table.
--believes that there are inferior religions.
Guilty on this one. "By their fruits, ye shall no them", is what Jesus said in his sermon on the mount. Superior outcomes indicate a superior religion and vice versa.
--believes in a global conspiracy led by Jewish bankers, Hollywood executives and journalists.
This is pretty clearly a left-wing thing. All these best anti-semites are socialists and Democrats. Remember Jesse Jackson and the Hymietown remark?
--believes, despite the above, that Israel is absolutely wonderful, and that when it achieves full dominion over its Biblical lands—especially Judea and Samaria—a great battle will be fought and Jesus will descend from the clouds.
That's a fundamentalist Christian thing, not a "right-wing extremist" thing. I think its interesting that a Jew can complain about his treatment and then mock the beliefs of Christians. Ain't it a great country?
--believes that homosexuals are condemned to hell.
Sorry, this right-wing extremist doesn't believe in hell.
--only receives news from Fox or right-wing radio talk show hosts.
Klein is mad because nobody reads him. Yes, I do watch Fox and not CNN or MSNBC or the networks nightly news shows. I do on occasion listen to Rush and I wish Hugh Hewitt still had a regular spot here in Utah. Mostly I read a variety of newspapers and other publications on the internet like everybody else under the age of 50. The real issue for you is that you and your employers are fossils.
--believes Hillary Clinton is a dangerous radical.
No, I believe she's a dangerous establishment Democrat.
--regularly uses harsh, vulgar, intolerant language to mock liberals.
I like to use clever, subtle and amusing language to mock liberals. On the other hand, I've never heard of a situation in which hundreds of right-wing extremist commenters wishing that a political figure had actually died in a terror attack, much less the left-wing host of a cable show.
This is just a partial list, off the top of my head...but I'm sure, as with lefties, these guys simply don't exist, either.
I'm sure they exist...somewhere...like Big Foot. I've never met one, but I have been everywhere and met everyone.
For the sake of literary convenience, its easier to create a stereotype that to shoot a rhetorical arrow into a cloud of loosely associated individuals who don't see things your way. Yet for the left, the alternative is to actually debate principle and policy.
That would not be good.
Much easier, and perhaps even more effective to simply engage in personal attacks, gross generalizations and conspiracy theories.
"Bushitler and his right-wing extremist minions are planning to take over the world's oil and strip us all of our civil rights."
Yeah, kind of like that--no--exactly like that.
UPDATE: Bob Krumm
This past week the pro-gay, pro-choice, twice-divorced Republican from a Northeastern state received just two less votes than the highest vote getter in a straw poll conducted in one of the most conservative Southeastern states. Also, at the American Conservative Union’s CPAC convention over the weekend, this “moderate” candidate, again came in second to a different primary opponent. And when you factor in “second choice” votes, he resoundingly carried the field. Meanwhile, at the same conference, a very conservative pundit makes an anti-gay remark and is denounced for it–not just by Democrats, but by most Republicans as well.
I thought that the GOP was supposed to be the hate-mongering christo-fascist theocratic party. What happened?