Why We Call Them Moonbats

A couple weeks ago the new album was #1 on the Billboard album chart. Kid Rock's new album knocked it down a peg and this week, Springsteen disposed on Kid Rock and is back at #1. The album is already gold and headed right towards platinum and he's got a great shot to win a Grammy for Best Album of the Year. Magic's reviews virtually everywhere are over the top and the intro to his latest interview in Rolling Stone refers to the album's subject matter as "weighty stuff like the direction of our democracy and party stuff that recalls the days when sparks first flew on E Street more than three decades ago."Republican radio network Clear Channel, a monopoly in many cities and a dominant player in most of the rest, isn't interested. Is it because Springsteen has been an outspoken campaigner for Democrats and progressives? Clear Channel has taken a political stand with its programming in the past. Just think back to their boycott of the Dixie Chicks. Oh, no... not way back, just back to when they released their most recent album. Despite being one of the top 10 best-selling American albums of the year-- across all genres and demographics-- radio studiously ignored it. There were maybe half a dozen country stations that even played it at all. What Clear Channel did to the Dixie Chicks is a watertight case for the need to break the media companies up into a thousand pieces. (John Sununu disagrees; he's pro-censorship.) I spoke with an old friend who heads a record company and preferred to speak off the record.
Fluttering about in seeming random directions, utter high-pitched shrieks--remind you of anything?
Nevermind that Springsteen is 58 years old and that his heyday was thirty years ago. Nevermind that they still regularly play his stuff on the classic rock stations. Nevermind that Clear channel actually owns a number of stations like KTLK in Los Angeles that host Air America. Nevermind that Clear Channel only owns about 10% of U.S. radio stations. Nevermind that they've played plenty of anti-war and anti-American music by younger and more relevant artists like Green Day.
Don't confuse them with the facts--they actually seem to enjoy this perpetual sense of paranoia.
Springsteen is just the latest historical musical artifact attempting to gain a little traction with "the young people" with some anti-Bush lyrics--recall the Rolling Stones "Sweet Neo-con"?
The old farts have a very different business model than modern artists like the Dixie Chicks, who went out of their way to offend their core constituency with anti-Bush remarks. Ironically, various liberal-left interests tried hard to ressurect the Dixie Chicks with faux awards, a triumphalist, but paradoxically angry documentary and imaginary album sale statistics. Unfortunately the reality of their situation was reflected where the rubber meets the road, and where incidentally, the artists make the real money--the tour. the Dixie Chicks had to cancel dates all over the country and rebook them in Canada to pull it out of the fire.
Polarization is par for the course with musicians--up-and-coming groups (or dead-enders for all we know...) routinely sprinkle their onstage patter with cries of "F**k Bush" with the assumption that they are playing to the crowd. Nothing can explain the Chick's delusion about their country music audience's political sensibilities. They squandered a fan base that should have had them doing nostaglia tours into their sixties.
Springsteen etal are established artists--those whose music has been engraved in the youthful memories of an aging and prosperous fan base. The fossils of rock are extracting more money from nostalgia tours than they ever made during their hey day. Tickets are going for north of one hundred dollars in many cases.
An album in this context has no downside. Paranoia demands to be fed, and all one needs is the right approach to monetize it. The Rolling Stones explored the commercial potential of the newly energetic left-wing with the song "Sweet Neocon". Springsteen can hardly be blamed for taking the cash on the table. The fans of the old days are still going to play "Born in the U.S.A." on their iPods or CD players and may not even be aware that he has a new album out.
You just gotta love a country that finds ways to make money, even from mental illness.


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