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Kill Jesus Now...

I saw this on Right Wing News, and well, I'm stealing it.

"Imagine the kerfuffle (if Jesus came back today). He comes back, and He goes on TV and says, "Okay, homosexuality is wrong. Sex outside of marriage is wrong. Stop watching porn. Quit smoking dope. And by the way, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, and all the other non-Christian religions are wrong, so stop practicing them." Every fat lesbian activist in San Francisco would be out in the street, running around topless and waving a sign reading, "Kill Jesus NOW!" Jesse Jackson would condemn Him. Cindy Sheehan would demand a meeting. Liberals would start calling him JesusHitler."
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Comments (2)

Greg:

Amusing, but kind of shallow, no? What if Mohammad were to return and say nasty things about Christianity. Even more frightening to some on the right, what if Jesus were to return and not recognize them?

Mick:

Hmmm. I would say that is Muhammed was returning, anything he had to say would be worth hearing.

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